I have so many unanswered questions about the skittles ad man. Is it only his hands that turn things into skittles? What happens if I boop his nose - skittles? What happens if a bird poos on him - skittles? I need to know.
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
Boys are so fucking stupid sometimes. How illegal is it for me to poke my sister’s bf in the eye with a knitting needle?
Me at a buffet:
Me after a buffet: